College Football...Or Minor League Football depending on how you look at it.

College Football...Or Minor League Football depending on how you look at it.

I’ll admit that when it comes to the NCAA vs. NFL debate, I would rather suffer through a season of New York Jets ineptitude than watch my local Army Black Knights gain an average of about 100 yards a game on offense.  But the college football season has a TON of intriguing and interesting storylines from the top college teams, like Timmy Tebow’s Florida Gators, to the teams that are, well, not as good (cough, Michigan, cough)…

Reason #1: Because Notre Dame is once again relevant, and you either love or hate Notre Dame.

I can remember turning on NBC when I was about 7 or 8 years old and

His seat is so hot he might start sweating off some pounds

His seat is so hot he might start sweating off some pounds

sitting there while my Dad would criticize Lou Holtz, or later Bob Davie, for their playcalling.  Seeing as I grew up in a deathbed for college football in New York, Notre Dame became most people’s default team to root for.  I went the other direction and went against them.  As mentioned above, I am an Army fan (but I mean, who’s really ever rooting AGAINST our troops?) but also grew a bit of an affinity for Boston College, which is almost like sacrilege considering they are a Boston team. Anyway, I’ll watch Notre Dame almost every week, simply because I want to witness them fail. It might not happen against Nevada (although I would enjoy that!) but we all know that they will just not show up for one of these games or just get their brains beaten in by USC again.  For Notre Dame fans, this is a season with high expectations and another preseason top 25 ranking.  It’s a chance for them to relive some of their past glory without having to turn on ESPN Classic or put Rudy into their DVD players.  Regardless of your bias, though, Notre Dame is college football epitomized, and it’s nice to see that they might be relevant this year.

Reason #2: The Heisman Race might be the best one ever.

Tebow. Bradford. McCoy. The three best at what they do racking up big numbers against the likes of Idaho State, Louisiana-Monroe, and Charleston

Im putting my money on Tebow, just because I dont want to think about the speech hell give if he loses the Heisman

I'm putting my money on Tebow, just because I don't want to think about the speech he'll give if he loses the Heisman

Southern, and then leading their teams to game-winning drives either against conference foes or maybe even against each other.  Either way, these three should be the first three QBs taken in next year’s NFL Draft and will be a class that is immediately compared to the great class of 1983, but that’s next year. So for now enjoy watching who could be the future of your franchise on the college gridiron where they all look like the next Dan Marino, and aren’t the next Danny Wuerffel yet, and I guarantee one of them will be as bad as that in the NFL, it’s just the law of averages.

Reason #3: To see the undefeated team from the Mountain West, WAC, Sun Belt, or MAC get no love from the BCS and its demonic computers.

You know this is going to happen without the season’s first week even being over.  I look immediately at Boise State, considering there is absolutely no good opponent remaining on their schedule.  At the end of the day, the Broncos might be the nation’s lone undefeated team, but there’s no way they will make the BCS National Championship, and once again the fans will cry and complain about the system and Congress will meet to talk about college football instead of healthcare or education or the War in Afghanistan or anything relevant, really, and still nothing will change.  But maybe, just maybe, this will be the year that justice is served and one of the little guys gets its shot at the title, that’s enough to make me curious.

Reason #4: To fill the void between now and the start of NFL regular season for a couple of weeks.

If this guy ever has a heartattack, its gonna be tough for the doctors to know it happened.
If this guy ever has a heartattack, it’s gonna be tough for the doctors to know it happened.

OK, so maybe this isn’t the case for everyone. I know people who hate the NFL, and will see this and probably yell at me.  For everyone else who is foaming at the mouth for NFL Week 1 because they don’t have a college team, or they don’t care for the college game, or their baseball team has been out of it since May, at least this will wet your appetite for the time being, and it won’t cause you to have a grand mal seizure, because you actually don’t live and die with your team’s wins and losses since you don’t have a team.

Reason #5: To see/listen to Lane Kiffin and (sob, whimper, tear) Rich Rodriguez try and talk their way out of anything and everything.

These guys are just funny to watch and listen to.  Kiffin continues to prove that he is both delusional as well as not up to speed on the NCAA recruiting rules, and Rodriguez continues to have to lie to himself by saying that leaving West Virginia for Michigan was “the right move, at the right time.”  Come on guys, you both inherited two of the dying stars of 1990s college football. Tennessee hasn’t been good since Peyton Manning left Rocky Top to make DirectTV commercials and Michigan has become beatable for the likes of Appalachian State and Toledo in The Big House.  Much like Florida State and Miami, these two teams are a long, LONG way from where they once were and might not ever get back to their past level of success.  Somewhere out there both Lloyd Carr and Philip Fulmer are smiling…

So, really that’s just a few of the good reasons to watch this year, so stop reading this now and flip on a game! Come on, it’s football season!!!

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