Apparently, K-Rod wasn’t the only one who had the right to remain silent, so did the Colorado Rockies hitters yesterday at Citi Field. At a time when the New York Mets desperately needed a quiet, low-key victory, the team’s ace delivered just that.

Johan Santana never gave Mets manager, Jerry Manuel, the chance to take the ball from him and give it to the K-Rod-less bullpen Thursday.  Santana threw 9 shutout innings surrendering just 4 hits in the 4-0 Mets win.  The lefty fanned 10 Rockies, including the first three to start the game.

Now prior to the game yesterday, I thought the Mets should have gotten Ted Turner on the line to ask him if the team could star in a new Tyler Perry commercial showing this season’s highlights and having Jose Reyes at the end go, ‘TBS, very funny.’ 

Or maybe Omar Minaya, Mets General Manager, should have called up Vince McMahon at the WWE and asked Vince to trade K-Rod for the Undertaker.  After all, the Undertaker would fit right in with the dead Mets team playing right now.  Plus I have a weird feeling that if K-Rod were still on the team come September, he would not very much appreciate family members being present at the team’s funeral. (Just a hunch…especially his wife’s side, they’re a crazy bunch)

But these calls unfortunately were not made. (possibly because K-Rod smashed his father-in-law’s head into a telephone pole at Citi Field knocking out the Mets direct line)

But instead the Mets and their FREE K-ROD sign holding fans witnessed a gutsy, dominant pitching performance from #57.

Yes, the Mets are a joke right now and are slightly funnier to watch than ABC’s Rookie Blue, but just because the team is young and can’t buy back-to-back wins, that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate one of the game’s best pitchers. Keep doin your thing Johan, thank you so much for not going to the Yankees.

At least Albert Haynesworth isn’t playing for the 0-3 Titans I guess…..

Disappointment. A feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized. The Washington Redskins are definitely disappointed with the way they have played in the first three games this season including losing to the Detroit Lions, a team that had not won since December 23rd of 2007.

I’ll get to the Detroit loss in a second, but can we talk about how the Redskins only managed to put up 9 points in Week 2 against the St. Louis Rams!!! It was an embarrassing game for the Skins and their hometown fans.  After the game, the locker room was apparently silent and looked as if the team had just lost. The fans (with reason) let their team know how they felt.

Redskins fans desperately want a winner AND now.

“I understand that they want us to beat the Rams by 40,” said Chris Cooley, who led the Redskins with seven catches for 83 yards. “But we still won, and if we continue to win games, that’s great. The booing was unnecessary.”

Players never like to be booed by their home fans but Washington’s offense accumulated just 3 field goals, all less than 28 yards. I mean come on…They couldn’t score a touchdown. Just a week before against the New York Giants, the team had to execute a fake field goal run for a touchdown.  That play there showed the real desperation that Coach Jim Zorn is feeling standing on the sidelines watching his offense play.

The offense really should be much better than it is. Clinton Portis is a big time playmaker at the running back position and Jason Campbell has weapons in Santana Moss, Antwaan Randle-El, and Chris Cooley. Yet, the Redskins offense has been disappointingly bad and has destroyed anyone’s fantasy team with a Skin on it. (luckily not mine!)

So after the 9 point embarrassment against the Rams, most figured the offense would turn things around against the Detroit Lions. Guess again. The Skins offense struggled to score once more and the run game stunk. Clinton Portis and the Washington running attack rushed for just 65 yards.  The Skins came out strong, but Coach Zorn elected to go for it on a 4th and goal from the 1 and Portis was stopped.  The Skins never really recovered after that play.

Which brings us to the next issue. Should Zorn be fired? Skins owner Dan Snyder wants more than anything to win now. The recent signing of Albert Haynesworth to his enormous contract is evidence of that. So it is expected by Snyder and Skins fans for the team to compete to win the NFC East. But I’m sorry, if you score just 9 points against the Rams and lose to the Detroit Lions, you have no chance in hell to compete against the New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, and Dallas Cowboys.

If Zorn wants to save his job, he has to prevent the team from self-destructing and blaming one another for their problems.

“You either want it or you don’t. A lot of these guys don’t want it,” Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said. “They want the other stuff.”

If Skins players continue to say things like that and ‘oh yeah, call their fans “dimwits,”‘ then it is going to be a LONG, disastrous year.

Jim Zorn(left) needs to give Dan Snyder (right) a reason to keep him.

Now, it’s only Week 3. The NFL seems to have wanted the Redskins to be a playoff team by the way their schedule was created. The teams the Skins play in the next three weeks have a combined record of 0-9!  (Tampa Bay, Kansas City, and Carolina) If the Redskins don’t win all three of these games, I believe Jim Zorn should be fired and will be. Dan Snyder will have to set a flame underneath his team and let them know he is not messing around. I think that the loss of Zorn would also be advantageous to the team because it would eliminate a distraction that will undoubtedly be in Washington the next couple of weeks.

-Tom “Terrific” Anderson

It’s a cold and rainy day on this Saturday afternoon so what have I been doing? Watching college football and youtube videos of course.  Every football fan loves seeing players get jacked up. I know I do.  So I wanted to post a quick little video of some of the greatest hits in NFL history. Hope you enjoy.

-Tommy T

Ive picked the Lions 11 times in the past two seasons. Im 0-11 picking them. So naturally, I picked them again this week.

I've picked the Lions 11 times in the past two seasons. I'm 0-11 picking them. So naturally, I picked them again this week.

After last week’s 11-5 triumph for yours truly, I realize that I am bound to follow it up with something slightly less spectacular.  It’s the law of averages, really.  After two decent to above average weeks in a row, I have to come back to Earth…or do I? Maybe I’ve finally found the right formula in picking games. OK, probably not, but I’ve been lucky so far and avoided disaster, so let’s see if I can keep it going in Week 3. (Picks in Bold, Home Team listed 2nd):

Redskins at Lions (+6): A week after finally realizing the error of my ways by picking Detroit, I am going right back to the one team that fails me the most.  Honestly, I have been so uninspired by the ‘Skins in their first two games that it wouldn’t shock me to see the Lions find their way to a stunning victory, which would be their first since December 2007.  Look for Calvin Johnson to come up big against this Washington secondary.

Packers (-7) at Rams: Green Bay is going to come out firing on all cylinders after last week’s embarrassment against the Bengals in Lambeau.  This is bad news for a Rams team that has managed to score a grand total of 7 points in its first 2 games of the 2009 campaign.

49ers (+7) at Vikings: I like the Vikings to win this game, although it wouldn’t shock me to see either team win it, which is why I struggle to see this one be a victory of 7 points or more.  This is a game that will be won on the ground and in the trenches by Frank Gore or Adrian Peterson.  That adds up to a low-scoring affair in Minneapolis on Sunday.

Falcons at Patriots (-5): Bad news for Matt Ryan & Co. The Patriots haven’t lost back-to-back games in almost 3 full seasons.  Worse for Atlanta, New England is still mad about losing to the Jets last week and they are looking to take it out on someone.  I think the Pats will dominate a pretty good Falcons team at Gillette Stadium.

Titans (+3) at Jets: Good news for Kerry Collins & Co. The Jets haven’t stopped talking about last week’s win over the Patriots, clearly a sign of a team that is not prepared to take the field against a desperate 0-2 Tennessee side.  The Titans, behind Chris Johnson, are going to take it to the overconfident and unaware New York defense all game in this one.

Chiefs at Eagles (-9): Donovan McNabb might not be playing in this one, but if the Chiefs show up and play the way they did last week at home against the Raiders, then Kevin Kolb might look like Joe Montana out there on Sunday.  The Eagles’ D will also be thankful to be facing a much more pedestrian offense after getting torched by the Saints last week.

Giants (-7) at Buccaneers: The Giants are looking really good after going in and grabbing the W in Dallas last weekend.  The Bucs have looked awful in their first two games of the season, losing to Dallas and Buffalo.  I expect the G-Men to go into Raymond James Stadium and win this one much easier than last week’s game.

Browns at Ravens (-14): Under normal circumstances, I would always take the points here.  However, after seeing Baltimore’s offense put up big numbers against a solid San Diego defense and seeing the Browns get smacked 27-6 by a Broncos team that I really don’t think is that good, it’s hard to see the Ravens not annihilate them in Baltimore.

Jaguars at Texans (-4): Last week we saw both of these teams play the way I expected them to in Week 1.  The Texans’ offense was nothing short of explosive against the Titans in Nashville while the Jaguars looked like a team that would struggle to fill its stadium because everyone knows they’re not good enough to compete this year.  The Texans will build on last week’s momentum and crush Jacksonville to make up for losing their home opener.

Bears (-3) at Seahawks: At first I almost picked Seattle. Then I had flashbacks to last season when Seneca Wallace had to step in for the oft-injured Matt Hasselbeck…it wasn’t a pretty sight.  The Bears will get the job done, and the misery will begin for the Seahawks and their fans.

Saints (-7) at Bills: It’s very hard not to expect New Orleans to explode for 40+ points, especially against a defense that isn’t even close to as good as the unit they faced last week.  Drew Brees has made this entire offense better than anyone ever thought it could be, and he will continue his great start in Ralph Wilson Stadium against a Bills team that should be 2-0 going into this game.

Steelers (-4) at Bengals: Pittsburgh owns Cincinnati  on the road much like the Patriots owned the Jets on the road.  However, this does not mean that the Bungles will get the same result as the Jets this year.  I think that Chad Ochocinco will have a big game against a depleted Steelers’ secondary, but at the end of the day, Big Ben will push his team to a 7 point victory, 24-17 is my guess.

Broncos (+2) at Raiders:  I have absolutely no clue how or why the Raiders are a favorite in any game.  I understand that they won last week in their pillow fight with the Chiefs, but have you seen their offense?  If the Broncos can score 17 points, they’ll win this game and I will continue to give them no respect for their quick start purely based upon beating the Bungles, Browns, and Raiders.  I wish that my Jets had this schedule to open the season.

Dolphins (+6) at Chargers: The Dolphins’ offense is basically designed to keep games close by milking the clock as much as humanly possible, kind of like what they did against the Colts on Monday Night.  If they can accomplish that feat again, they’ll lose in a very similar way, which means they won’t get blown out.

Colts at Cardinals (-3):  In what will most likely be one of the highest-scoring games in Sunday Night Football history, I like Arizona to manage to outlast a depleted Indy team in a game that fits exactly into Kurt Warner’s style: Arena Football (Note: I was trying for about 20 minutes to think of a way to make a joke about bagging groceries, but I failed. If you can think of a way to fit it into this, send it to me and I will give you all the credit.  If it doesn’t make sense, I will post the comment and mock you publicly for the dozens of readers on this blog to see.)

Monday Night
Panthers (+9)
at Cowboys: Dallas should be able to control this game fairly easily, but their secondary should be having nightmares about Steve Smith right now. Smith has been limited in his first two games, but it’s only a matter of time before he breaks out of his shell.  Against Dallas’ mediocre secondary, expect Smith to go for a couple of big plays, to at least keep it close.

Two seasons ago, New England Patriots star Tom Brady and Indianapolis Colts phenom Peyton Manning were in a league of their own. Peyton Manning was coming off of a Super Bowl victory and Tom Brady was introduced to a new, valuable friend in Randy Moss. Brady and Manning were the cream of the crop. They were 1 and 1A. 

Well, it is time for people to give a new man props and that’s Drew Brees. Don’t get me wrong, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are still phenomenal quarterbacks and I’d take them on my team anyday, but look at what Drew Brees has done on the New Orleans Saints the past three seasons.

In each of his three seasons with the Saints, Brees has thrown for over 4,000 yards and averaged at least 29 TDs. Last season, Brees came up just 16 yards short of breaking Dan Marino’s single season record for passing yards. Brees finished with a fat 5,069 yards…the second greatest total in NFL History.

So how has Brees followed up his near historic season? He has thrown for 9 touchdowns in his first two games and is on pace for 72 this season. To put that in perspective, Tom Brady holds the record with 50 TDs in one season where the Patriots went 16-0.

Drew Brees needs to win and play well in the playoffs. I get that.  Tom Brady and Peyton Manning have won Super Bowls…I hear ya. But that doesn’t mean the media and public can’t give this man some love for his personal achievements.

Do you think Entourage regrets not having Brees instead of Brady come on the show? I hear Brees is a big hitter on the golf course…

-Tommy T

College Football...Or Minor League Football depending on how you look at it.

College Football...Or Minor League Football depending on how you look at it.

I’ll admit that when it comes to the NCAA vs. NFL debate, I would rather suffer through a season of New York Jets ineptitude than watch my local Army Black Knights gain an average of about 100 yards a game on offense.  But the college football season has a TON of intriguing and interesting storylines from the top college teams, like Timmy Tebow’s Florida Gators, to the teams that are, well, not as good (cough, Michigan, cough)…

Reason #1: Because Notre Dame is once again relevant, and you either love or hate Notre Dame.

I can remember turning on NBC when I was about 7 or 8 years old and

His seat is so hot he might start sweating off some pounds

His seat is so hot he might start sweating off some pounds

sitting there while my Dad would criticize Lou Holtz, or later Bob Davie, for their playcalling.  Seeing as I grew up in a deathbed for college football in New York, Notre Dame became most people’s default team to root for.  I went the other direction and went against them.  As mentioned above, I am an Army fan (but I mean, who’s really ever rooting AGAINST our troops?) but also grew a bit of an affinity for Boston College, which is almost like sacrilege considering they are a Boston team. Anyway, I’ll watch Notre Dame almost every week, simply because I want to witness them fail. It might not happen against Nevada (although I would enjoy that!) but we all know that they will just not show up for one of these games or just get their brains beaten in by USC again.  For Notre Dame fans, this is a season with high expectations and another preseason top 25 ranking.  It’s a chance for them to relive some of their past glory without having to turn on ESPN Classic or put Rudy into their DVD players.  Regardless of your bias, though, Notre Dame is college football epitomized, and it’s nice to see that they might be relevant this year.

Reason #2: The Heisman Race might be the best one ever.

Tebow. Bradford. McCoy. The three best at what they do racking up big numbers against the likes of Idaho State, Louisiana-Monroe, and Charleston

Im putting my money on Tebow, just because I dont want to think about the speech hell give if he loses the Heisman

I'm putting my money on Tebow, just because I don't want to think about the speech he'll give if he loses the Heisman

Southern, and then leading their teams to game-winning drives either against conference foes or maybe even against each other.  Either way, these three should be the first three QBs taken in next year’s NFL Draft and will be a class that is immediately compared to the great class of 1983, but that’s next year. So for now enjoy watching who could be the future of your franchise on the college gridiron where they all look like the next Dan Marino, and aren’t the next Danny Wuerffel yet, and I guarantee one of them will be as bad as that in the NFL, it’s just the law of averages.

Reason #3: To see the undefeated team from the Mountain West, WAC, Sun Belt, or MAC get no love from the BCS and its demonic computers.

You know this is going to happen without the season’s first week even being over.  I look immediately at Boise State, considering there is absolutely no good opponent remaining on their schedule.  At the end of the day, the Broncos might be the nation’s lone undefeated team, but there’s no way they will make the BCS National Championship, and once again the fans will cry and complain about the system and Congress will meet to talk about college football instead of healthcare or education or the War in Afghanistan or anything relevant, really, and still nothing will change.  But maybe, just maybe, this will be the year that justice is served and one of the little guys gets its shot at the title, that’s enough to make me curious.

Reason #4: To fill the void between now and the start of NFL regular season for a couple of weeks.

If this guy ever has a heartattack, its gonna be tough for the doctors to know it happened.
If this guy ever has a heartattack, it’s gonna be tough for the doctors to know it happened.

OK, so maybe this isn’t the case for everyone. I know people who hate the NFL, and will see this and probably yell at me.  For everyone else who is foaming at the mouth for NFL Week 1 because they don’t have a college team, or they don’t care for the college game, or their baseball team has been out of it since May, at least this will wet your appetite for the time being, and it won’t cause you to have a grand mal seizure, because you actually don’t live and die with your team’s wins and losses since you don’t have a team.

Reason #5: To see/listen to Lane Kiffin and (sob, whimper, tear) Rich Rodriguez try and talk their way out of anything and everything.

These guys are just funny to watch and listen to.  Kiffin continues to prove that he is both delusional as well as not up to speed on the NCAA recruiting rules, and Rodriguez continues to have to lie to himself by saying that leaving West Virginia for Michigan was “the right move, at the right time.”  Come on guys, you both inherited two of the dying stars of 1990s college football. Tennessee hasn’t been good since Peyton Manning left Rocky Top to make DirectTV commercials and Michigan has become beatable for the likes of Appalachian State and Toledo in The Big House.  Much like Florida State and Miami, these two teams are a long, LONG way from where they once were and might not ever get back to their past level of success.  Somewhere out there both Lloyd Carr and Philip Fulmer are smiling…

So, really that’s just a few of the good reasons to watch this year, so stop reading this now and flip on a game! Come on, it’s football season!!!

Heeeeeeees BAAAAAAAACK!!! Could it be the beginning of a new era for the Eagles?

Heeeeeeee's BAAAAAAAACK!!! Could it be the beginning of a new era for the Eagles?

Earlier tonight, ex-convict Michael Vick returned to the field for the first time since December 31, 2006, ironically playing for the team the had last played against in the Philadelphia Eagles.  Andy Reid and the rest of the Eagles’ brain trust predictably played it safe, limiting Vick to mainly shorter

passes in a night where both Vick and the franchise began a new chapter. All seems good in the City of Brotherly Love for now, but things could get very interesting if the “E-A-G-L-E-S” Eagles fail to meet the demands of their rabid, at times criminal fanbase, many of which are thinking that this could be their year to finally make it to the top and win their first Super Bowl.  In fact, it’s not THAT far of a stretch to think that the 2010 NFL offseason could bring both a quarterback change and a head coaching change to Philadelphia.

Let’s look a year into the future and assume that the Eagles once again make the playoffs, but fail to go all the way.  Eagles fans have long been bitterly divided over the play of Donovan McNabb.  McNabb, once again proving

Eagles fans are known for their, well, um, slightly over-the-top

Eagles fans are known for their, well, um, slightly over-the-top antics in the stands...

that he couldn’t quite lead the team to the Promised Land, is once again berated with insults and calls for his trade or release by the fans, as per usual every year Philly falls short.  However, unlike past years where this was basically impossible because the Eagles would then have to turn to the likes of A.J. Feeley, Kevin Kolb, or a completely unproven rookie QB, they now have Mike Vick who can take the reins of the offense and has had a whole season to learn the Eagles schemes and play calls.  The front office shops the aging career Eagle QB to the highest bidder, and there will be bidders on McNabb.  They end up sending him to offensively-challenged Oakland, a literal black hole for quarterbacks, where he ends up in a QB battle with his old backup, Jeff Garcia and JaMarcus Russell, who is looking more and more like a bust with every pound he gains, thus paving the way for the newest Philadelphia Eagle.

Obviously, it goes without saying that the easiest person to blame for a team’s lack of success falls solely on the Head Coach.  Andy Reid has been feeling the heat for his sometimes questionable personnel and play-calling abilities, especially after last year’s stunning defeat in the NFC Championship Game to the Arizona Cardinals.  Another year like that could very well be the end of Andy Reid’s days in Philly.  Who would replace him, though? Two

Andy Reid: Eagles Head Coach/Future Mall Santa Claus

Andy Reid: Eagles Head Coach/Future Mall Santa Claus

words: Tony Dungy.  Again, this isn’t that far of a stretch when you look at the chain of events that led to the Vick sigining in Philadelphia.  Dungy was Vick’s “advisor,” which allowed him to prove to Eagles brass that he could not only work well with Mike Vick, but also with the front office within the organization.  In addition, this would allow Dungy to implement an offensive scheme in Philadelphia that is more like the Colts’ offense, which thrives on big pass plays downfield, the area where most people would agree the team has improved in the most over the last two drafts with DeSean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin.  So Dungy might fit the needs of the personnel package in Philadelphia better than Reid does at this point.

So you see now that the Eagles really aren’t that far away from being a very different looking team this time next year. The pieces are all in place, it’s really just a matter of whether or not the stars will align for the Eagles on the night of Super Bowl XLIV.